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I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

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fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment: cardofrage: that-sounds-like-a-porno-wade: I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!  I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD The crack fic is enough for a reblog. My favorite part is when authors write these themselves, and then you have a big, shiny, convoluted map that’s all canon.
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fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment: cardofrage: that-sounds-like-a-porno-wade: I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!  I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD The crack fic is enough for a reblog. My favorite part is when authors write these themselves, and then you have a big, shiny, convoluted map that’s all canon.
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fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment: cardofrage: that-sounds-like-a-porno-wade: I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!  I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD The crack fic is enough for a reblog. My favorite part is when authors write these themselves, and then you have a big, shiny, convoluted map that’s all canon.
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fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment: cardofrage: that-sounds-like-a-porno-wade: I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!  I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD The crack fic is enough for a reblog. My favorite part is when authors write these themselves, and then you have a big, shiny, convoluted map that’s all canon.
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fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment:

cardofrage:

that-sounds-like-a-porno-wade:

I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

The crack fic is enough for a reblog.

My favorite part is when authors write these themselves, and then you have a big, shiny, convoluted map that’s all canon.

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imqx3: avalonroselin: abunchofassholes: thisiswhiteculture: sheishurr: welp and if any of you white people respond with “wait but I didn’t do that. that was in the past” i need you to check your privilege and then drink bleach if you think your hands aren’t dirty They’re not. Guilt doesn’t transfer from generation to generation. I am not magically accountable for something my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather MIGHT have done. Also; >social justice blogger>telling people to kill themselves I love that there’s a blog called “this is white culture” that is solely devoted to bad things white people did, not their cultures at all.  So I guess I can make a blog called “this is black culture” and post gang and crime records and that’s 100% okay.  Or “this is Muslim culture” and make it all about terrorism. But wait, you cry.  Not all black people are criminals and not all Muslims are terrorists.  That’s unfair!  And racist! WELL GOLLY GEE DO YOU THINK SO?  Because saying that all white people are responsible for the Atlantic slave trade sounds pretty racist to me, given that, you know, that was between the African slaveholders and the British and Americans and had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with my ancestors, who were incredibly poor farmers and serfs from Ireland and Lithuania who had to flee to America at around the turn of the century (by which time slavery had already been abolished in the US) because they were being treated like slaves.  Even if they had been living in America at the time when slavery was legal they wouldn’t have been able to afford a slave; in fact they probably would have been working with them in the fields and treated about the same, since the first slaves in America were actually white serfs.  But please, tell me more about how dirty my hands are because of circumstances surrounding my birth that I could not control and continue to treat me differently based on the color of my skin without actually knowing anything about my heritage, I’m sure that isn’t racist at all! Motherfucking BLESS this post and those last two responses.
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imqx3:

avalonroselin:

abunchofassholes:

thisiswhiteculture:

sheishurr:

welp

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and if any of you white people respond with “wait but I didn’t do that. that was in the past”

i need you to check your privilege

and then drink bleach if you think your hands aren’t dirty

They’re not.

Guilt doesn’t transfer from generation to generation. I am not magically accountable for something my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather MIGHT have done. Also;

>social justice blogger
>telling people to kill themselves

I love that there’s a blog called “this is white culture” that is solely devoted to bad things white people did, not their cultures at all.  So I guess I can make a blog called “this is black culture” and post gang and crime records and that’s 100% okay.  Or “this is Muslim culture” and make it all about terrorism.

But wait, you cry.  Not all black people are criminals and not all Muslims are terrorists.  That’s unfair!  And racist!

WELL GOLLY GEE DO YOU THINK SO?  Because saying that all white people are responsible for the Atlantic slave trade sounds pretty racist to me, given that, you know, that was between the African slaveholders and the British and Americans and had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with my ancestors, who were incredibly poor farmers and serfs from Ireland and Lithuania who had to flee to America at around the turn of the century (by which time slavery had already been abolished in the US) because they were being treated like slaves.  Even if they had been living in America at the time when slavery was legal they wouldn’t have been able to afford a slave; in fact they probably would have been working with them in the fields and treated about the same, since the first slaves in America were actually white serfs.  But please, tell me more about how dirty my hands are because of circumstances surrounding my birth that I could not control and continue to treat me differently based on the color of my skin without actually knowing anything about my heritage, I’m sure that isn’t racist at all!

Motherfucking BLESS this post and those last two responses.

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elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
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elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

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